I have come to the conclusion that the movies "Thor" and "The Avengers" were just an elaborate ruse for the God Loki to take over the body of Tom Hiddleston in order to gather minions, like me.
He punishes those who stray from the path with mischief and chaos.
I mean, I spend a great deal of time thinking about Loki. But if I take little teeny steps away from his sphere of influence bad things happen.
I suspected it was the case a while ago; I'd drawn Mjölnir in the shower steam which was followed by the worst imaginable day at work.
And one night I was arsing around with a nib and ink on my bed (Yes, it was a dumb idea to start with), writing in Norse runes. I write 'Loki', everything's cool. I write 'Odin' and suddenly, there's ink fucking everywhere! EVERYWHERE. All over the bed, all over the paper, all over me.
And just yesterday, I spend an itsy-bitsy bit of time thinking
about Steve Rogers. And then, oh? You want to make a sandwich? Well. Let's just THROW butter all over the kitchen, shall we? I'm sorry, that was mean. Let's clean up. Or we could spread this butter EVERYWHERE. In your HAIR. On your GLASSES. All over your MOTHER. WE'LL HEAR NO MORE OF THIS STEVE FUCKING ROGERS!!
I'm sorry, Loki. I'm sorry.
Anyway, it's Darcy rather than me because I ship them. I was disappointed Kat Dennings wasn't in the Avengers, even just as a little cameo handing out coffee and deadpan sarcasm. I could go into why I liked her character and why I ship her with Loki but I'm sure there's a limit to how long Artist's Comments sections can be. Let's just go with, when I wrote 'Darcy' in runes I was not punished like I was with 'Odin'.